Yes, Dal­las Cow­boys receiver Roy Williams recorded a mar­riage pro­posal and sent an engage­ment ring via the mail to Brooke Daniels, a for­mer beauty pagent win­ner.   She turned him down and kept the ring.  A $76,000 ring.

Now, Williams is threat­en­ing to sue.  Seri­ously, does he want every­one to know how lame this all is?  As Chris Chase writes:

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He recorded a mar­riage pro­posal and then sent the ring through the mail? Unless you’re a sol­dier sta­tioned over­seas, that’s just about the lamest thing I’ve ever heard.  If you pro­posed through the mail, wouldn’t you not want other peo­ple to hear that? I’d con­sider eat­ing the $76,000 just so I didn’t have to tell anyone.

And now that we know about the lame pro­posal, “how did she reject him, with a return receipt?”